Newcastle Fan Bummed to Death by Zebra Every sometimes a feature manifests that you just couldn’t make up. Or then again right? We don’t know what to think about this, but rather over the course of the end of the week the Sunday Sport is said to have distributed a fairly strange anecdote about a Newcastle United fan who appallingly died while on safari, in the wake of having a forceful experience with an apparently horny zebra, will we say.
Indeed, the Sunday Sport were somewhat less classy in their own title text, which intensely expressed “Newcastle Fan Bummed To Death By Zebra.” You would be excused for saying the paper were lion (badumdum), and many as of now have done, however the story has been all over online media in the beyond couple of days, driving various individuals to address whether there may simply be something in it.
38-year-old Magpies ally John Kearsley is asserted to have been focused on by the creature while on safari in Tanzania with his family, where he was accounted for to have been praising his 10th wedding commemoration. However things went bad when Mr Kearsley is said to must have started physically provoking a “male zebra that was around 100 yards from their vehicle”, in the wake of drinking “many, numerous ales” for the duration of the day.
However, while Mr Kearsley was commending 10 years of putting a ring on his better half’s finger, it was presently the zebra that was hoping to ‘put a ring on it’ – in fairly excruciating conditions for the person in question – having become befuddled by the casualty’s high contrast striped Newcastle home shirt, before forcefully focusing on the expired.
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